MORNING WOOD™   Daily Moisturizer
 
 
Congratulations.
You are now reading the product description for Morning Wood™.
This is probably not where you thought your day was headed.
 
Let's answer the first question:
Yes.
It's really called Morning Wood™.
No.
We are not changing the name.
 
Our lawyer sighed.
Our printer laughed.
Our friends bought extra jars.
And here we are.
 
Featuring Midnight Timber™—our signature scent.
Fresh woods. Smooth spice. Modern cologne-inspired notes.
Think freshly cut timber, a clean flannel shirt, and a freshly showered country boy who cleaned up better than expected.
 
"But is it actually any good?"
Shockingly, yes.
 
Morning Wood™ is a rich botanical moisturizer designed to help hydrate dry, weathered skin without leaving behind a greasy mess.
Which means somewhere along the way this stopped being a joke and became a really good cream.
We didn't see that coming either.
 
WARNING:
May cause random laughter.
May be purchased as a gag gift.
May become your favorite moisturizer.
May disappear if your spouse, roommate, dad, brother, hunting buddy, or suspiciously well-moisturized mechanic finds it.
 
Side effects may include:
Smelling fantastic.
Feeling hydrated.
And explaining to people why there's a jar labeled "Morning Wood™" sitting on your bathroom counter.
 
Good luck.
You're on your own now.
 
 
4 oz. Jar
No prescription required.